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By StrawberryJuicey - 13/12/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML

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By lopsided - 06/09/2011 16:22 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML

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By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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By Jennagirl - 12/10/2009 14:03 - Australia

Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML

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Kinda sus

By embarrassed - 03/07/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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Ruthless

By blahhhh - 09/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

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By danskinnow - 05/10/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By O.o - 20/02/2011 08:15 - Australia

Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML

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Monday 14 December 2009 0:40

If I was the ticket-taker, I'd say, "Hmmmm, 38 Double-D? Your theater will be in the men's room, last stall, I'll be there in 15 minutes."

I_Own_Ubers 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 23:39

that's not that bad, they can pretty much see the size of em anyway, the fact that it was on a piece of paper meant they didn't have to guess

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emmy_caty 0

Monday 14 December 2009 1:59

That is so not a FML! Who cares about that! Honestly who approved this??

little_otter 0

Monday 14 December 2009 2:00

DEAR INTERNET I SHOP AT VICTORIA'S SECRET. PLEASE TELL ME HOW SEXY I AM.

emmy_caty 0

Monday 14 December 2009 2:01

haha, funny. Just because someone knows a bra size means nothing. The OP is stupid!

ghostflowers0410 0

Monday 14 December 2009 2:10

Not an FML. Maybe a little embarrassing, but not something that would've ruined your day.

hetizmij 0

Monday 14 December 2009 2:29

So a random stranger knows your bra size. I'm glad I'm not standing in your shoes.

einauglein 0

Monday 14 December 2009 2:31

Ehh.

thatguy1103 0

Monday 14 December 2009 2:53

Ya know if you actually show em your size you don't have to pay for the tickets

Jacks_Penguin 0

Monday 14 December 2009 3:29

WIN

lindzz14 0

Monday 14 December 2009 3:05

this isn't a fml at all...quit being a pussy there's nothing wrong with telling someone your bra size

I_Own_Ubers 0

Monday 14 December 2009 3:14

lol @26 it is infinitely worse than what the ****** op has written, for starters u just told all of fml ur bra size, op only showed one person, plus the fact that we can't see them which the ticket collector wouldve been able to do and therefore probably know the size anyway and no ur life is not ******