By StrawberryJuicey - 13/12/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
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perdix 29

If I was the ticket-taker, I'd say, "Hmmmm, 38 Double-D? Your theater will be in the men's room, last stall, I'll be there in 15 minutes."

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I_Own_Ubers 0

that's not that bad, they can pretty much see the size of em anyway, the fact that it was on a piece of paper meant they didn't have to guess

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patticake1601 0

I'm sorry FML staff but this really is not an FML, wow a guy saw the actual size of your hooters, ZOMG !!! If this is what embarrasses you then you have bigger issues in life than your boobie size!!

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quinnteh 0

The staff doesn't moderate the FML posts, the public does. That's why they're getting crappier by the day.

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potatopeeler 0

They can probably tell your size just by looking at you. It's not that shocking and ~*~personal~*~.

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little_otter 0

Dear Diary, I FINALLY found a way to tell the world I am sexy because I shop at Victoria's Secret! I laugh when girls brag about shopping at Victoria's Secret, since it's a low class version of La Perla.

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adelaide_evening 0

I highly doubt she was bragging. Everyone I know shops at Victoria's Secret. It's not like it's something special...

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little_otter 0

exactly, which is what makes it funny and somewhat pathetic. Those are the same girls that save all of their Victoria's Secret bags and use them to carry things around in public to tell the world "HEY WORLD, I SHOP AT VICTORIA'S SECRET. AREN'T I SEXY"??

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adelaide_evening 0

I agree, those girls are annoying. I just didn't think the poster was trying to brag about shopping there. Not that it matters much, considering this post is pretty lame in and of itself.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

That La Perla website is creepy. It's stuck in the heroin-chique/anorexia phase from a few years ago. And the model on the front page looks like a freak.

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lovelypants 0

Lmao i save my bags to a candy store to carry around things in, because it shows im a true fattie :D

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hannahleigh 0

wow, i just looked at the la perla website... and now i know why everyone shops at victoria's secret. out of the whopping 20-something bras that they have, all looked extremely uncomfortable, ugly, and like they would only fit an anorexic heroine addict. sorry, pricier doesn't always mean better. and yes, girls that brag about shopping at victoria's secret are obnoxious, and yes, this fml is completely stupid and was probably written by a 14 year old girl. but still, don't hate on victoria's secret... they have nice stuff :)

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taoxyeuxmay 4

This was lame, who approved of this crap?

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kozmikstarz 0

YDI for being too stupid to remember a number followed by a letter. And unless your size was like 44 A, I fail to see what the big deal is.

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BoredReader88 5

Okay 76 we are not 3 year olds who are texting on our mommies phones so please take the extra five seconds to type out a real word

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little_otter 0

Also, not to get off topic, but notice they don't make fat chick lingerie at La Perla? This is because they realize that no one really wants to see that nightmare.

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pshnoway 0

Calling someone a douchebag isn't going to make them want to see fat girls in lingerie.

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schwinn11 0

If some dumb **** is working as a ticket taker at the movie theatre, I doubt he has any clue about bra sizes, chances are he's never even seen a bre

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AverageIsh 2

You call the ticket taker a dumb **** then misspell a 3 letter word and you probably don't even know the actual word for it.

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

And how is this an FML? 36C woo, now everyone on FML knows my bra size..does that mean my life is f'd?

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pshnoway 0

Haha win. I think its so stupid when girls are embarrassed by their bra size because really, unless you're trying to pick up an superficial guy, nobody cares. She's probably one of those girls that thinks everyone in the world wants on her just because she frequently reminds everyone that she has boobs.

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xx_irish_rose_xx 0

Not much of an FML, it's embarrasing, but not horribly so. Also, I never get a card with my size on it when I get sized at Vickie's Secret, they just tell me my size.

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