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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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By I Know How to Pick'em - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Beaverton

Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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By work -_- - 22/04/2013 13:22 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML

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By Cereal_mistress - 07/10/2013 18:54 - United States - Sonoma

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML

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By ashily24 - 07/02/2018 15:00

Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML

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By Flabbergasted - 06/02/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML

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By Alisha Marie - 04/08/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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DrewsFML 8

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:58

hey consider yourself lucky at least the condom broke with his other girlfriend

mruizk9 7

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:56

dam that's sucks! that's some Jerry springer shit right there!

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Candy16 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:18

Oh my, FYL! Your hopefully EX-boyfriend is an asshole.

smallory42 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:21

WHAT A JERRRK! Dump hiim!!!

poopdayz 6

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:24

Thats one hell of a double life. Lol

mudbogginboy 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:26

damn

berryblue 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:26

thats ****** up

ndclover 3

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:28

just an easier way to get over the POS. you don't want all that baggage do you?

a7xlover2014 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:31

what a flamming douche! he doesn't deserve you! he's obviously not worth anything either!

5chadenfreude 6

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:31

That...is....horrible.

JnJNick 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:33

@39: Yes

KickItHigh 32

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:34

What is up with some guys these days? (I said some, not just guys) Why are some just assholes? Is it really that hard to be loyal in a relationship in today's society?

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Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML

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