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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 332

You deserved it 5 151

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 501

You deserved it 4 260

By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 081

You deserved it 262

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By I Know How to Pick'em - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Beaverton

Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 855

You deserved it 2 686

By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 774

You deserved it 4 496

By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 235

You deserved it 483

By work -_- - 22/04/2013 13:22 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 263

You deserved it 3 779

By Cereal_mistress - 07/10/2013 18:54 - United States - Sonoma

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 764

You deserved it 96 101

By ashily24 - 07/02/2018 15:00

Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 329

You deserved it 540

By Flabbergasted - 06/02/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 773

You deserved it 2 259

By Alisha Marie - 04/08/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 899

You deserved it 9 042

DrewsFML 8

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:58

hey consider yourself lucky at least the condom broke with his other girlfriend

mruizk9 7

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:56

dam that's sucks! that's some Jerry springer shit right there!

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whyXD 13

Wednesday 15 June 2011 4:30

what kind of job is it? making babies?

BustaCapInYoAss 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 4:35

WELL BALLS TO YOU!

iluvvyouu 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 4:38

wow I'm sorry that sucks.!

jessluvezsam 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 4:56

aw! omg!! that totally sucks!! sorry to hear that, homegirl! u def need a new man!

EatnBeef 7

Wednesday 15 June 2011 4:58

there's an explanation in there.....somewhere.

ashlinnmarie 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 4:59

let's hope you like surprises?

mikropdeluxe 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 5:00

wow... i would have ruined this "happy family" shit with telling her what kind of real big asshole's baby she's pregnant with. this sucks so much...

SarafinaBella 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 5:00

I agree with #21. He'd get handed that ass.

LizzJizz 16

Wednesday 15 June 2011 5:05

Damn, he blows dogs for quarters >=O

mea_iloveskiing 26

Wednesday 15 June 2011 5:11

at least you're not the one who is pregnant! :)

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Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 127

You deserved it 3 083

Today, my dad is freaking out because he thinks he's next on the list of targets the NYC CEO shooter has. Not because he himself is a healthcare-ruining CEO, but he's a pharmacist who gets death threats every week from patients he can't give medication to, due to insurance companies denying everything. FML

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You deserved it 80

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Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 811

You deserved it 214

Today, a dog bit me on the bus. Instead of apologising, its owner said it was my fault because my hands "must smell of meat". I'm a vegetarian. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 211

You deserved it 2 721

Today, I realized just how fragile and idiotic my brother is. At a family get together, I bought a giant box of popsicles for all the kids to enjoy. He refused to let his sons have one, because according to him, “it looks gay”. I swear my mother found him by the road or something. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 044

You deserved it 108

Today, while working at my job at a nursing home, I slipped and fell. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just water. No, one of the residents had just had an "accident". FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 763

You deserved it 3 836

Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML

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You deserved it 1 681

Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 002

You deserved it 1 941

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