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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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By I Know How to Pick'em - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Beaverton

Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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By work -_- - 22/04/2013 13:22 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML

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By Cereal_mistress - 07/10/2013 18:54 - United States - Sonoma

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML

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By ashily24 - 07/02/2018 15:00

Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML

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By Flabbergasted - 06/02/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML

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By Alisha Marie - 04/08/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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DrewsFML 8

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:58

hey consider yourself lucky at least the condom broke with his other girlfriend

mruizk9 7

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:56

dam that's sucks! that's some Jerry springer shit right there!

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YurLyfeSucks 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 1:37

It must be worse for the pregnant woman knowing that she's carrying the baby of a cheater. Some men are just heartless.

joeytwix 4

Wednesday 15 June 2011 1:38

**** that puto

chelseaaababyyy 17

Wednesday 15 June 2011 1:44

aw ): this really sucks. i recently found out my bf had another gf too, worst thing ever.

jess6blondie9 2

Wednesday 15 June 2011 6:14

I hope you broke up with him. A guy that obviously doesn't like you enough to be faithful to you, doesn't deserve you!

TalkinSmack 6

Wednesday 15 June 2011 1:53

imagine how pissed she must be... SHE is carrying his baby

firelight619 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 1:56

what I would pay to see the look on his face when he saw you lol

TalkinSmack 6

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:03

it would be the look of fear of castration I imagine...

pinkspaceboundro 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 1:59

Girl, this is a blessing in disguise! YOU JUST BASICALLY GOT A "GET OUT OF JAIL FREE" CARD!

jess6blondie9 2

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:21

Way to look at the positive(:

silentblack 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:06

damn

Amburito 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:08

Just because nobody has said this yet *clears throat* He's a keeper!

fmlpro0987 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:12

IF he used a condom

alex6946 10

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:17

well now he is your EX!, so dont worry!

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML

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Today, I waited in line at Subway. There were two people in front of me. The first lady had seven sandwiches and the second lady had four. So after patiently waiting, I ordered my sandwich, only to have my credit card declined. FML

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Today, I was strolling past an old women when from behind me she called, "Can you help me get the rest of the groceries out of the car?" I approached the car, and helped her unload bags. She began hitting me, screaming, "SOMEONE IS STEALING MY THINGS". She was actually asking her son in the car. FML

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Today, at work, my husband came in and brought me flowers and a card for our anniversary. I opened the card to find a condom. I ran over and closed the door and we immediately got at it in the middle of my office. Halfway through, I realized I have been laying on the intercom button. FML

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Today, after having given up video games for two weeks to focus on school, I finished my last exam of the semester and finally became free. I got home to find that Steam is down worldwide. I just received an email saying every game on my wish list is on sale, but I can't log in. FML

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Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML

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