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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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By I Know How to Pick'em - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Beaverton

Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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By work -_- - 22/04/2013 13:22 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML

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By Cereal_mistress - 07/10/2013 18:54 - United States - Sonoma

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML

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By ashily24 - 07/02/2018 15:00

Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML

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By Flabbergasted - 06/02/2009 21:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML

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By Alisha Marie - 04/08/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

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Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:58

hey consider yourself lucky at least the condom broke with his other girlfriend

mruizk9 7

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:56

dam that's sucks! that's some Jerry springer shit right there!

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firefighter2126 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:36

well I feel bad for the other girl, she is the pregnant one and now knows her babies daddy is a liar and a cheater. Unless she is stupid enough to stick around just for the babies sake

matt12866 1

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:37

wow that sucks

cupcakesmile23 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:39

what an idiot u deserve someone better ... way better !!!!!

gtmustanggirl18 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:44

I'm feeling a bad a$$ fight after she has the baby thn I'm feeling your well should be x to be stripped of his manhood

kristledaigle 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 5:22

wen a man cheats I don't see the point in fighting with the girl unless she knew he had a gf

kirsty777 3

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:51

wow that's horrible! you deserve much better

Breebabeyy 9

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:54

wow thats so mean but u will find someone better..People like that are nothing but a waste of time

invicta8926 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:57

Ditch'em.

k8izgr8_fml 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 3:02

maybe they'll name the kid after OP!

complexbeautyy 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 3:06

lmfaoo!!!

brookie063 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 3:21

well he sure is a keeper!

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Today, at work at an OB office, I heard a ruckus in the hallway before a very large woman burst into my room and tried to attack my very pregnant patient. Crazy lady is the wife of the pregnant lady’s baby daddy, who is nowhere to be found. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. FML

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Today, I got dragged to a wedding where I knew no-one. It went on for hours, I got so hungry. We get to the meal, my wife had forgotten to order a vegetarian meal for me. I couldn't eat the main meal, due to allergies and no alternative. I then spent two more hours just waiting to go home. FML

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Today, my seven-year-old sister came to stay at my house for the night. She usually just sleepwalks. But tonight she sleep-peed in my clean clothes basket. FML

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Today, I got the hiccups while my dad was yelling at me. He then said, “You’d better stop hiccuping or I’m gonna kick your ass!” FML

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Today, my boyfriend and our so-called “friends” left us stranded at a park, when our phones and wallets were also missing. I had to walk nearly four miles in tears before I eventually got a ride from a stranger. Luckily, my phone was returned to my mom, but I’m still in tears from the distress. FML

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Today, we have an asshole neighbor who owns a loud muscle car. Another neighbor called the cops on him for constantly revving the engine and breaking the noise ordinance. He now purposefully drives by their house at odd hours of the night to blare his horn and wake everybody up. I live across the road from them. FML

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