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By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 20:25 - Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux

Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2010 08:09 - United States

Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML

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By therealkathl - 05/03/2015 13:32 - Austria

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By AlwaysAfraid - 16/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 02:00

Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML

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By Jessi - 24/07/2012 18:33 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML

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By nonfreehugs - 04/10/2012 05:09 - United States - Seattle

Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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lex1459 38

Wednesday 2 October 2013 8:24

I hope you smacked her.

Nyx_fml 23

Wednesday 2 October 2013 8:24

I hope it was at least a Christian side hug.

Comments

SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

Wednesday 2 October 2013 9:02

I agree with everyone else, when they say you should have hit her. I would have hit we, if she did that while I was hugging my other half I hope he bloody pushed her off!

queerdragon 20

Wednesday 2 October 2013 9:50

Nice poem. By the way, sometimes killing someone with kindness is the way to go. I would have joined in the hug, then asked if she wanted to join with us biblically, since he always wanted to do someone's ass.

CrissyyyS2 22

Wednesday 2 October 2013 9:06

Oh no she didn't! Your boyfriend better have made it clear to her that you're his girlfriend.

XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Wednesday 2 October 2013 9:06

Promptly smack the Hell out of her

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Wednesday 2 October 2013 9:08

that was funny 16

IcemistDragon 20

Wednesday 2 October 2013 9:09

Could use some more information on what happened after before I vote on this..=p..lol..I certainly hope one of you set her straight...

chuka81 27

Wednesday 2 October 2013 9:12

What kind of church allows its youth to go around fighting for hugs?

Cestrella 12

Wednesday 2 October 2013 9:24

Most of the youth groups I went to as a kid were just an excuse for kids to see their boyfriend/girlfriend they weren't suppose to have and hold hands in the back row. Or even make out with exceptionally in observant proctors.