Love: Today, I went with my girlfriend to her ex-boyfriend's house...

By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I went with my girlfriend to her ex-boyfriend's house party. She got incredibly drunk and I spent the whole night looking after her when she was throwing up. In the brief moment before she passed out she said "thanks Matt, you're a great boyfriend." Matt is her ex. FML

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By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

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By fuuuudge - 19/08/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 00:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML

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By dreadedmafia86 - 12/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML

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By jimbop - 23/05/2009 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

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By Med - 13/11/2012 12:02 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML

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By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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By bubblegum92 - 29/06/2013 08:02 - Australia - Perth

Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML

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genius_man16 0

Monday 17 August 2009 23:16

God I hate that excuse. It is NOT a truth serum. It does leave you a little uninhibited and you can sometimes say truthful things, but if you take everything a drunk person says a "the whole truth" or whatever you are clearly a moron. Alcohol in my experience makes people mix things up more than it is a "truth serum." I would guess that she said "Matt" more because it was his party, and less because she still has feelings for him. Is there a possibility she does? Sure, but I wouldn't bet on it. /rant

kayceesaysfyl 0

Monday 17 August 2009 23:03

you shoulda left her then and there

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Uconnrunner 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 0:13

what a ****. You should have left that ***** a long time ago. I had a girl like that, and she was just a psychotic bitch in the end. Trust me, end it before you get too involved, because it's going to end badly.

heyoudontsaythat 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 0:48

a drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts

LittleMiss1 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:08

Oooo that's not good...

karnitis 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:29

lol i bet that exact same thing will happen to me; I have a girlfriend who likes to drink and still cares deeply about her ex, Matthew. I would bet money that eventually while we are dating this is gonna happen

GrapefruitZoe 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:29

Alcohol is not a truth serum. That's BS. It's a poison that slows down your body while your liver tries frantically to get that shit out of your system. It ***** you up. Don't worry about it. She was DRUNK.

writer08 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 2:10

YDI for taking your girlfriend to her ex's house party. Sorry, but that's just stupid.

Kerdooski 8

Wednesday 26 December 2012 22:01

That's what I was thinking! Who takes their girlfriend to their girlfriend's ex's party? That right there is a HUGE red flag.

Jennydew 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 2:42

She was drunk. Don't listen to what anyone says when they're drunk.

echarperouge 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 3:08

Find a GF who's either grown up or can hold her booze.

damnrosi 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 3:19

I'm sorry but YDI sweetheart. why would you date a girl with so little class? to be that drunk! disgusting. You should give some serious consideration to getting yourself a new, better, GF

Whatevers_clever 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 3:40

She's nasty. I think its trashy when anyone gets so washed like that. It's gross. Dump her.

dramakat11 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 4:04

Yeah, it's not cool to get that wasted, but it happens to almost everyone at some point in life. You're feeling good one minute and the next...oops, you had one too many without realizing. If she does it all the time I'd say maybe forget her but if this was one of her first times getting drunk (or first time in a while) or she's only a very occasional drinker it's understandable. I agree it could have just been a mistake to say the wrong name but, honestly, I don't know if I'd be able to forgive that. Seems to me like she still has a thing for her ex. Maybe that's why she got so wasted at his party.