Miscellaneous: Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't...

By RR - 11/07/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

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By LoserOfTheYear - 09/11/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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By hey-o - 23/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By brows - 03/03/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, I went to get my eyebrows waxed at a korean salon. I have never been there before and it's hard to understand their accents. The women asked me if I wanted "them all off". Not fully understanding what she said, I agreed. When she showed me the mirror, she had taken off my whole eyebrow. FML

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By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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By nobrows - 06/04/2012 17:11 - United States - Malvern

Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML

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By OhNo - 13/07/2010 15:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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iowagirl1997 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:06

Ha ha I almost fell off my chair laughing at this!!! Sorry FYL

Jaywin 3

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:38

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sofad15 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 22:58

HAHAHA ))))))))))))))))))))) I laughed at this one )))) Sorry. I am sure you don't have any facial problems, since you were surprised to hear him saying that. Girls are usually very critical to themselves, and if you personally didn't see a problem, then most likely you don't.

cuterthanuthink 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 23:11

you should have gotten that moustache done :D

Aisysmom 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 23:16

That's their way of making extra money, making you feel like crap. They do this all the time to me and I just say no thanks. My mom and sister totally fell for it and now get it done all the time.

peep06 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 23:17

ugh i hate that. they will ask anyone that. just to get more money.

kt20 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 23:29

OH MY GOD they ALWAYS ask me that and it annoys me SO ******* much! I do NOT HAVE A MUSTACHE!

BtflMusicMaker24 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 23:42

I work at a salon.. They only ask that to considerate... (aaaand to get the extra money) Don't worry about it! I'm sure your stach isn't THAT bad. Haha! ;-D

Nakedsquirrel 5

Sunday 12 July 2009 0:12

The way this was worded makes me think OP called every single person she was on good terms with to tell them about it. "Isn't that horrible?!" and "Oh my god!" were guaranteed to be spoken at least once per call.