School: Today, I have to defend my bachelor thesis, which took me 10... - FML

By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 19:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I have to defend my bachelor thesis, which took me 10 months to complete. Three weeks ago, a new technology was released that renders my entire work obsolete. FML

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Rachel Perry 6

Thursday 19 October 2017 19:50

Not sure your field but most companies that would be using the methods you researched won't be financially able to pay for and train on new technologies immediately. Your work is still valid!

Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 19 October 2017 19:12

I hope you're good a bullshitting. You're going to need it.

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StarkWolf_fml 23

Friday 20 October 2017 6:02

you just got Zuckerberged

i8cake 12

Friday 20 October 2017 16:46

turn your thesis work upside down to argue how even your topic (whatever it may be) is not immune from obsolescence and tech disruption. good luck!

onceuponatime456 16

Friday 20 October 2017 19:35

Bachelor's thesis????

GhostFox 33

Friday 20 October 2017 21:15

Some programs require a thesis even at the Bachelor level, sometimes with more lenient requirements.

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