Money: Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight....

By booooo - 07/03/2011 21:38 - France

Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML

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By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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Free money glitch

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I went to withdraw 200 dollars. At the ATM, I noticed a suspicious man standing really close to me. I was nervous about entering my pin number, and worried he was looking at my account information. In my panic, I got all the way home before realizing that I'd left the cash in the machine. FML

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By pinkplasticjesus - 20/06/2009 03:17 - Canada

Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML

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By imanidiot - 19/04/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I ordered take out, and paid with a credit card. The cute cashier gave me the receipt to sign, and under 'tip' I gave a couple of dollars. I realized that I had given too much, crossed it out, and changed it. Unaware she was watching, She then responded, "Did you just lower the tip by $1?" FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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By Broke - 04/12/2013 08:27 - United States - The Colony

Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 05:24 - France

Today, I withdrew $120 from the ATM at the hotel I'm staying at, only to have no money come out. When I talked to the concierge, who witnessed the whole thing, she said it had been happening all day and that the machine was broken. My bank says it's the hotel's problem, and the hotel says it's the bank's problem. Either way, I'm out $120. FML

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Bunch of bankers, the lot of them

By Alyce - 06/11/2020 02:08 - United States - Lewistown

Today, I went to deposit a check, only for them to accidentally deduct the whole thing from my account. I didn't notice this until I went to buy groceries, after the bank had closed. I'm in negative numbers and will get an overdraft charge by the time I can get it fixed. FML

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Money for nothing

By Broke Bitch - 05/05/2016 21:48 - United States - Albertville

Today, I went to buy some frozen yogurt. I filled up a cup and the cashier rung it up. The total price was $6.92. I only had $5 in my wallet. So I gave her the $5 bill and went to my car to get more money. Little did I know, there was no money in my car. So I drove off. Leaving the $5 behind. FML

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MaiDeath 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 1:12

I guess someones having a good day...on you of course

ImKindaABigDeal 6

Tuesday 8 March 2011 2:33

I feel like that would be the one thing I definitely wouldn't forget after going to the ATM considering that's the reason I went there in the first place

Comments

Miss_Random 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 2:24

Well, someone just got a little richer. Maybe you need to slow down a bit? Stop rushing. And besides, don't most places accept debit and/or credit cards? Could have save a trip to the ATM and some money.

ImKindaABigDeal 6

Tuesday 8 March 2011 2:33

I feel like that would be the one thing I definitely wouldn't forget after going to the ATM considering that's the reason I went there in the first place

dansco 24

Tuesday 8 March 2011 2:36

#26 - the money was given out and left so no bank is ever gonna refund for this stupidity lol

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 8 March 2011 2:40

True. I remember withdrawing $100 at an ATM, I received a text and was distracted by it. As I went to grab the money, the machine sucked it back in. ha

alexavb15 4

Tuesday 8 March 2011 2:51

Fail !

SaharNar 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 2:58

dammmmn I would be so pisssed!!! I wonder who was the lucky person who got it now ;D

Decodedman 1

Tuesday 8 March 2011 3:01

Did the same thing with a $60 withdrawal. I went to that particular atm to save myself the service charge for withdrawing the money from a non-member branch.

heathersmorin 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 3:06

Because to some men, women are stupid, morons, idiots, etc. And he just NEEDED to point that out.

fthku 13

Tuesday 8 March 2011 15:41

I'm assuming you're replying to #11? If not I guess I'm just a jerk. Let's see.. Some women are so hellbent on the fact that men are women-haters or think they're inferior, that they just look for things that aren't really there. If they had read things more carefully, instead of just jumping to conclusions, things would be a lot better.