By grossedout - 01/02/2015 23:10 - United States - Newport News

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML
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EverestMelting 23

*whoosh* and the sarcasm flies high and fast over your head.

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mosquito19 14

disgusting as it may be, there is not a more appropriate place to wank when one must get off.

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martin8337 35

Jackin' it in Virginia.

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ZevVeli 10

That's what you get for sideglancing. God learn some bathroom etiquette.

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CMCommando 5

For some reason I can imagine the janitor coming in later after that and going: "... *Sigh* Not again!"

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WhoLikesPie 14

watched a guy go and then wave his hand under the dryer stood looking at his phone till it shut off then walk out to his waiting girlfriend the other day

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mrmcleod 29

Am I the only one that finds it odd you were able to witness so much? If I saw a dude jerking off in public I would have left the area.

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patrickalamo 47

Why did you watch: him finish, miss and the not wash? I think I would have turned around and left.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

It was probably one of those moments where he knew he shouldn't have watched, but was so shocked by it, he couldn't help it.

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