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By grossedout - 01/02/2015 23:10 - United States - Newport News

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By S4L - 02/07/2009 04:13 - France

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 03:55 - United States - Portland

Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML

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By mugres22 - 17/08/2013 05:11 - United States - Pacoima

Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML

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By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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SpreadTHEKILLER 14

Monday 2 February 2015 13:16

What the actual ****?

EverestMelting 23

Monday 2 February 2015 14:11

*whoosh* and the sarcasm flies high and fast over your head.

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TheGreastest 24

Monday 2 February 2015 13:28

And then people wonder why I only use the bathrooms at my home....

Jinxsie 27

Monday 2 February 2015 13:29

I know you said he missed but did he at least flush? I guess it doesn't matter but you know...

AverageJoey 18

Monday 2 February 2015 13:32

******* disgusting I can't believe he didn't wash his hands.

psyjoniz 12

Thursday 5 February 2015 12:20

really? thats what you cant believe?

buckdharma 37

Monday 2 February 2015 13:33

What hand did he use on the door knob? That is the question.

Camillerenee420 4

Monday 2 February 2015 14:06

That is sickening.

vikky538 28

Monday 2 February 2015 14:07

you topped the weirdest things ever seen on the list...

WitEluded 13

Monday 2 February 2015 14:10

Makes you wonder what the rest of that guy's life is like to make him think that was the best place to do that.

born_hustla 26

Monday 2 February 2015 14:11

Dude, you watched for that long ?!? Or was he a less than a minute man?! Either way this shit disgusting! I won't tell a man not to do his thing but in a public urinal? Really? That's Beyond desperate and repulsing.

Joestarry 8

Monday 2 February 2015 14:14

Life goals

thatcoolguy123 14

Monday 2 February 2015 14:23

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