By EwwGross - 31/08/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
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gkings18 1

Beat his monkey ass in a game of streethoops

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THE_A_TEEN 27

here's what you should do Buy a monkey, get that monkey to throw shit at your neighbor. Or for the more economic friendly: get you and your kid (if you have one) to throw shit at your neighbor that will show that bastard. ;) trust me, im a doctor

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THE_A_TEEN 27

To the guy who gave me a -1 : you have no sense of humor

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GrammarNazzzzzi 6

I think we all missed the funny part. Throwing shit at your neighbor... what are you, five?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Well his neighbor is throwing his sewage on the op's yard, then why not the op?

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iAmScrubs 19

Your neighbor is just being nice by giving you a free swimming pool.

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FarSide 22

Filling it for free with New Jersey tap water.

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TheyCallMeRinney 4

It only takes 4 muscles to reach over and slap that mother f*^#$&!!!

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hurrican_fml 0

It only takes five muscles to reach over and punch that dilweed :)

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reddawn85 8

Put on some big boy pants and confront him. It's your house, you pay for it.

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mrahhhhh 21

On my personal scale of karma, your neighbor has gained a significant negative amount. To balance it out, keyscratch all of his car doors liberally, then completely spray paint his windshield black.

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Baia_girl77 11

Don't do something stupid like keying his car that will just cause more problems for you I say you should sue him. WIthout your written consent he is not allowed to empty a septic tank or bad plumbing onto your property.

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mrahhhhh 21

There's more than one way to solve a problem. Suing him would cost a lot of time, a lot of money in attorney's fees, and result in one pissed off neighbor even if he doesn't win. But then again, keyscratching, while quick and cheap, will definitely result in a more pissed off neighbor than the former, and then the neighbor may sue... Pros and cons to any solution.

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FarSide 22

OP.... run your sewer line onto his backyard. Everyone ends up with green grass.

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