Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing... - FML

By EwwGross - 31/08/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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By MWT77 - 27/07/2019 15:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML

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By L…… - 01/06/2011 20:40

Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poop. FML

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There goes the neighborhood…

By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 11:00

Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML

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By alternativefacts - 10/07/2017 14:28

Today, I confronted my neighbor because he'd been telling my kids that global warming was a myth. He responded with, "Whine all you want, but the swamp is draining and your bullshit liberal narrative is finally going down." He then dumped his trash on my lawn and retreated to his house. FML

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Vengeance is mine

By shitty neighbor - 25/07/2021 10:01 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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Pipe down

By Carl - 16/10/2011 12:47 - United States

Today, my landlord compared me to his idiot son for not plunging a toilet. This is the same toilet he explicitly told me not to plunge last week, because of a possible leak into the basement. We have been peeing outside for a week waiting on him. FML

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By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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picklezz123 5

Thursday 1 September 2011 8:25

Well that really stinks

doodfunnyguy 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 8:26

wow slap the asshole

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Bikrbum 6

Friday 2 September 2011 0:14

Wow!! Sue that sewage!!

typeozp 0

Friday 2 September 2011 4:22

Lots of corn I'm sure... lol

hollymacie 1

Friday 2 September 2011 4:55

haha u must have one shitty neighbour

daydreamer244 13

Friday 2 September 2011 5:58

shit in his bed.

Hunts160 5

Friday 2 September 2011 6:41

shit on his car, lawn, doorstep, porch, house, if u can get into his house somehow- shit in every room. but sew before all if this.

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 2 September 2011 14:15

One question: Did you or did you not **** his shit up? I mean, dude is dropping all kinds of crap into your yard. You have a mission, my friend. |the kid|

brainmelter1984 0

Friday 2 September 2011 19:28

Take a dump on his porch!!

decidedlyvague 11

Monday 5 September 2011 9:26

the best way to clear up that misunderstanding is a shotgun

varkey 7

Monday 12 September 2011 5:42

Call the cops

Snookie85 19

Sunday 18 September 2011 21:56

Mmmmm yummy!

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