By screwed. - 03/02/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML
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Haelous 0

Use condoms. Don't use other people's toothbrushes. Get some common sense.

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OEsEben 0

can you post a picture of yourself in case i run into you somewhere?

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justfml22 13

You deserved it never ever sleep or kiss anyone who you don't know not to mention you must have seen it on him.

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loubabe69 19

Ewwww you did use condoms right? Not so amazing for not telling you.

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AcrusaderA 10

90% of the human population has some form of herpes It is mostly asymptomatic and usually only presents with red bumps.

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Horriblepersona 4

You do realize pretty much everyone has herpes and its basically harmless right

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animechan 15

Why did you use his toothbrush?if you don't have a toothbrush,brush your teeth with your finger.YDI

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Kara_araK 24

That's gross, how can you use someone else's toothbrush, especially if you have just met them? I don't even use my husband's toothbrush, and we've been together for 8 years

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wrenavery90 12

Ewww. You used his toothbrush??

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