By screwed. - 03/02/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML
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Haelous 0

Use condoms. Don't use other people's toothbrushes. Get some common sense.

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OEsEben 0

can you post a picture of yourself in case i run into you somewhere?

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thoughtcriminal7 3

Maybe wait more than a few hours before you **** someone next time? Idiot.

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kay729 7

Ew you used his toothbrush?

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Bubb1es 0

I've only got two words for you. EPIC FAIL!

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Chibipanda 1

Try not being such a ***** next time.

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charliewetsidege 2

you know condoms are only 80% effective. didnt you have an 8th grade health class on how to avoid this?

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PatRme 9

You...you used his toothbrush? YDI for being a bitch

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uglycrow 5

Oh my god! There is no way I would ever use someone else's toothbrush! I don't care what else you did with him! Think about the bacteria! And viruses apparently..

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ChelseaGrin112 14

Everyones so concerned about her using his toothbrush, when she had sex with a guy she didn't even know? I hate this generation...

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thepersephone666 11

Agreed, people are ******* nasty nowadays

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