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By screwed. - 03/02/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML

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Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML

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Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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By Infested Girlfriend - 30/04/2020 05:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 20:08 - United States - Clarksville

Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML

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Haelous 0

Monday 9 February 2009 21:11

Use condoms. Don't use other people's toothbrushes. Get some common sense.

OEsEben 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 1:20

can you post a picture of yourself in case i run into you somewhere?

Comments

drewcat21 0

Wednesday 12 September 2012 3:48

Well that's a bitch.

Valentine_Beauty 5

Saturday 22 September 2012 3:57

you met the guy last night, and you slept with him? do you do that all the time? i won't be surprised if you've contracted something even before him...

JimSweatshirt 6

Friday 15 March 2013 6:40

Soooo what duudet?!!! Hes still hot.. I think

SamanthaNGoree 10

Tuesday 26 March 2013 10:14

Why are you using his toothbrush when you just met him?! thats disgusting. YDI.

Hawaii84 16

Thursday 23 May 2013 5:02

Ewwww how can you use someone else's toothbrush? I have been with my husband for 7 years and I rather get a shot (my phobia) than use his toothbrush.

elizacandle 29

Wednesday 29 May 2013 9:25

Why would you use HIS toothbrush?!?! Anf that sucks! he should have disclosed that!

kinzie1217 1

Sunday 7 July 2013 14:15

Why would you use his toothbrush that's just gross.

Adree 15

Friday 12 July 2013 19:24

This is why you don't have sex with men you just met

_NeoQueen_ 7

Friday 20 September 2013 20:34

....i have no idea why you thought it would be a good idea to use someone else's toothbrush. The fact that you don't even really know this guy, you just met, and that he has herpes just makes this worse. But even if none of that was true....WHY THE HELL would you use someone else's toothbrush??? that's so disgusting. also, i hope that you used a condom...i'm sorry but only an idiot wouldn't use a condom to have sex with someone that they JUST MET!!