By Anonymous - 03/06/2012 17:43 - Spain - Tordesillas

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and heavy drinking. Apparently word travels quickly, because everyone now knows that I spent hours lying in an empty bathtub, rubbing shampoo over my body with the expectation that it'd increase my penis size. FML
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mpsteve137 15

Wtf, you're supposed to use conditioner to do that. Duh

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unknown_user5566 26

Oh, we've totally all been there. Took me a while of frustrating failed drunken attempts before I realized I didn't have a penis.

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Bigbrodza 3

"Today, I woke up after a night of partying and heavy drinking.." YDI.

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jeremy4719 0

I've been tore up before, but never that bad!! Wtf! lol

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Rainbowbright99 4

Next time you get wasted rub conditioner all over your body and cry that you just wish it would shrink.

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jwbfml 11

Thank goodness you weren't in a garden or you would've used Miracle Grow.

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adrianocolangelo 0

your supposed to use lotion for that or is that for jerking off???

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Rainbowbright99 4

No, you need to use sunless tanner to jerk-off. It increases the average time of the O. I hear it feels as good as a BJ.

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karen1991 15

.....did it work?

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sam4546 1

At least you have the excuse of being hammered...

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Zacham 5

you get what you deserve, even high off your rocker that is ****** retarded.

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