Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd...

By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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How romantic

By SmokedSalmon - 13/02/2009 00:54 - United States

Today, I woke up next to a slumbering girl I had just met the night before. She had all the covers on top of her and I was cold. Not only was I cold, but the sheets were really cold. So I got up and realized she'd peed a drunken night's worth of beer all over my sheets. FML

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Hangover time

By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 16:00

Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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Put the booze down

By Anonymous - 13/08/2020 14:01

Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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By Anonymousse - 13/11/2015 12:34 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML

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By Med - 13/11/2012 12:02 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 28 January 2014 1:05

You're a jerk. Next time own up to your own messes.

Carpenter_C 14

Tuesday 28 January 2014 1:05

You must've really been pissed.

Comments

arrowhead790 6

Tuesday 28 January 2014 5:10

gotta do what you gotta do

Fmlsea 28

Tuesday 28 January 2014 5:11

that's so wrong, wait till your gf finds out shes going to be so pissed.

mrlopez 13

Tuesday 28 January 2014 5:25

Urine a state of shock when you woke up I bet you

Mysterious_one 26

Tuesday 28 January 2014 5:26

that's so piss-full

hazardmuffin 21

Tuesday 28 January 2014 5:54

And now she's going to feel that shame. You're an asshole.

davincidasecond 24

Tuesday 28 January 2014 6:02

Dude, accidents happen all the time, even adults. Instead of owning up to what you did, you roll her in your piss (which is ******* disgusting) and basically make her feel humiliated (which is pretty cruel)? People like you don't need to be in relationships. You deserve it 100%.

VonBlitzkrieg 27

Tuesday 28 January 2014 6:06

You bastard.

CrazyMelvin 14

Tuesday 28 January 2014 6:19

You're an ass. She ought to piss on you then dump you

Symqathy 4

Tuesday 28 January 2014 6:32

Well done.

rhdixon 3

Tuesday 28 January 2014 6:39

From somebody who has been there, I hope you can see that you do not drink normally, and need to take some action, you could end up a lot worse, unless you seek some guidance, alcoholics or narcotics anonymous, and if you don't have a problem than what have you got to lose? It won't hurt. promise .