By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
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Welshite 39

You're a jerk. Next time own up to your own messes.

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JMichael 25

You're a bit of an ass if you can't take the blame OP.

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how_to_implode 17

Too ashamed to tell your girlfriend, but not the rest of the world. Grow up, dude. It's urine, it happens. None of this sounds like YOUR life is effed.

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littlem91 29

Well, tell the rest of the world anonymously. Clearly always a coward though.

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how_to_implode 17

It's not so much about who knows it was him, but how much crap he's going to get from us here versus from his girlfriend if he'd just owned up to it. A silly, silly man he is.

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sunnyray812 42

I bet you feel great embarrassing her. YDI.

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snackswell37 4

Don't listen to these assholes. You did the right thing.

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molliciousj 19

Well hopefully she has an FML account and reads this so she can dump your bed-peeing blame-passing sorry ass.

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darthjulez 11

If a relationship ends over something so trivial, it was probably headed for the shitter long before this. Urine is harmless. Especially if you live with someone, something like this shouldn't end a relationship.

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hayjay2000 8

So if your boyfriend rolled you into a pool of his piss and tried to blame you for peeing the bed and embarrassing you, you wouldn't be pissed off at all? (I really didn't intend that pun sorry)

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lizzicakes 4

That's horribly funny! F your girlfriend's life.

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Mr_Bastinado 2

You sir, have just become "The Most Interesting Man".

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dachayke 16

I don't always piss the bed. But when I do, I roll my girlfriend into the puddle like an asshole instead of facing reality.

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lysx84 24

My fiancée got so drunk that he pee'd in the corner of our bedroom recently. These things happen, I was more annoyed that he didn't apologise - he denied the whole thing. He couldn't deny it after I pointed it out and made him clean it up though.

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