By igotpride - 09/12/2013 21:01 - United States

Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
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JustinKirby 20

They do say you swallow a few spiders in your sleep each year, don't freak out too much just brush your teeth and try to forget about it.

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Tooyoungforyou 10

As long as it was a whole spider... It could have been half of one.

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Wheelman2178 18

You did kill it, just not the way you thought haha

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PandaMunchkin 7

Was it tasty? ;D

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an3ph 20

Short and horrifying. Fave!

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lulu889x 22

Its never dead unless you have the body to prove it is really dead.

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kat_moore15 12

My goodness.. I would of screamed and accidentally choked on it again

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shelbysocks 16

I've always been worried about swallowing spiders or insects in general but I'm more worried about them laying eggs. I feel for you man.

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nichollelovins 18

well this is gonna sound nasty but you swallow on average 7 spiders a year... look it up if you dont beleave me but its a proven fact.

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dat_becky 17

I don't know about you, but I don't! In fact, I don't "beleave" this "proven fact" to be a fact.

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1jordan1 11

It's not a "fact", it's a statistic. Besides, it's not even possible to judge that. It's a theory that can't even be proven without ridiculous measures taken.

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