Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up and decided that I no longer give a fuck what...

By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 19:15 - United States

Today, I woke up and decided that I no longer give a fuck what I look like. Today is also the day a very attractive exchange student joined my private band lessons. FML

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You deserved it 12 884

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By ManinBlack - 14/09/2011 01:30 - Canada

Today, after months of looking forward to my new fencing lessons and speculating endlessly about the people who might be in my class, I went to my first lesson. I was the only one who showed up. FML

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By Pontiacman92 - 29/08/2013 07:07 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML

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You deserved it 9 014

By Lizz - 06/02/2009 19:25 - United States

Today, I got up the courage to go to my very first voice lesson. I thought I did alright, but at the end my teacher told me, "Now don't worry about grades in this class, I grade on effort, not on talent." FML

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By Nicole - 19/09/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

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You deserved it 44 561

By Meagan smith - 24/08/2011 20:33 - United States

Today, I started my new job as a teacher. Worried about how I looked, I asked a coworker if I looked okay. She said, "You look fine. Just like a normal high school kid." I spent the next half hour convincing her that I was not a student, but a teacher. FML

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You deserved it 3 668

By fatty - 14/08/2014 03:46 - United States - Madison

Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML

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You deserved it 15 870

By gabby - 24/02/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML

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You deserved it 32 452

WTF dude?

By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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You deserved it 80 612

By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 16:44 - United States - Rome

Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 10 941

By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML

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You deserved it 5 607

TheMaster15 10

Monday 30 January 2012 1:29

Wow, great timing, man.

Calen5556 0

Monday 30 January 2012 1:32

Let's hope you have an amazing personality

Comments

sincerelyjay 13

Tuesday 31 January 2012 2:02

First impressions are everlasting.

Sonalis 9

Tuesday 31 January 2012 3:21

OP, I hate to burst your bubble, but if you care what this person thinks of you, then you still give a **** about your appearance

Dishwad 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 6:00

So? They aren't gonna be here forever, so you really know them for that long

newburton13 26

Wednesday 22 February 2012 0:55

So what? If someone can't like you for the real you, then **** em.

Steffi 26

Saturday 29 September 2012 21:38

So you do give a ****?

lululatenight 28

Tuesday 6 November 2012 1:37

Almost every single day I decide not to give a **** anymore, but being young, I always go back to caring about my appearance and social standing :'-( what is wrong with teens these days? Is our society so messed up that a girl who isn't even in high school yet feels the need to be attractive to boys? Why is it that the universal idea of a pretty girl is a blonde? And why is it that gingers supposedly have no souls? I hope I have a soul, but if I don't, it might explain why boys don't like me. Thank you society for ruining me!