By IB6UB9 - 28/11/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
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TheLoneWolf87 4

We seriously need a Who Gives A Damn About Twilight feature on FML.

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k43L1 0

hahaha i love the OP for submitting this ridiculous fml. thank you for causing such a rise in everyone. the comments are quite enjoyable.

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Dynoblaze 1

time to choke a bitch.

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higurashil0v3 0

i like twilight, but that is just TOO much *facepalm*

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MamaC_fml 0

Trade her car in for a piece o' crap truck so she can be just like Bella.

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LilCinderella 0

i would have done the same thing! At least you know that you're sexy enough to be compared to him. :) Be grateful, sounds like your the man of her dreams aside from Edward LMFAO

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JessiGoose 0

lol I'm SOOOOOO doing that. I don't even like Twilight and that's amazing.

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abbbby 0

hahahaha that is such a good idea. who wouldn't want their husband to be like edward cullen?!

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Melly18 0

Twilight's awesome, I don't blame her

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