By IB6UB9 - 28/11/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
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TheLoneWolf87 4

We seriously need a Who Gives A Damn About Twilight feature on FML.

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pattheaninal 9

Whoever commented YDI for no reason or because they are fans of Twilight, your all a bunch of douchebags. OP, your wife's a rotten bitch. What kind of adult is as big a fan as teenage girls!?!

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doof_fisch 2

She ought to know that all that glitters is not cold.

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beepbeepbeep829 0

bahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaahaahahaaaa that seriously made me laugh for about twenty minutes ! ahahaahahaahaaa WOW

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Ninjaface 0

If you want to make your wife happy, you should play along. I'd say cutting her brakes is a good place to start.

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xenomorph 0

1. Apply glitter on all of your skin. 2. Become sadistic. 3. ???? 4. PROFIT!!!!11!!!!one!1!eleven!!!! Actually, I consider Twilight to be a bad influence.

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Mylife_is_so_fd 0

Twilight is to life as hitler is to jews nuff said

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ilockerinvites 0

send an email to [email protected] if you want an invitation to Lockerz.com, a site where you can get free stuff like game systems, itouch, ipods. ect. NO BULLSHIT

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Erranty 0

1. Don't drink blood. 2. Live in the forest. 3. Sparkle. That sounds more like faeries than vampires.

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portablecupid 3

as soon as i read the word "glitter" i knew this was going to be another twilight-related post. goddammit.

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