Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw...

By mehdi - 13/10/2008 08:20

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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By 1234 - 22/06/2015 11:26 - United States - Lutz

Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML

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By masterman - 27/08/2012 06:45 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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I just have one of those faces

By Anonymous - 17/06/2018 15:00

Today, I was brutally tackled and detained by a group of people until the police arrived, because I fit the description of a wanted criminal who was featured on the news. This isn't the first time this has happened, and no style change I've tried has been able to avert it. FML

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You deserved it 244

By haunted - 24/11/2011 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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By wtf did he do - 19/07/2015 09:02 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML

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By Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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You deserved it 4 043

By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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You deserved it 35 193

By Funnymann - 22/01/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

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You deserved it 3 899

By i stole your daughter's virginity anyways!! - 23/05/2017 00:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML

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Nsc 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:11

You should go outside in a ski mask, then. That's not nearly as suspicious.

Aviva1313 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 14:53

Have you been having blackouts?

Comments

Joshuaizmyname 3

Monday 23 September 2013 5:10

Someone's dad has some explaining to do...

FalconLeSnail 7

Monday 18 November 2013 3:02

Josh, is that you?

lex19 1

Monday 30 December 2013 19:43

Get a haircut

heyyyaubrey 9

Thursday 30 January 2014 6:11

ok dennis reynolds.

Secret_Ninjaa 35

Friday 14 February 2014 0:09

well thats gotta be awkward

AmyRisa 5

Wednesday 5 March 2014 21:59

That's unfortunate

BrickTamlandLamp 13

Friday 7 March 2014 16:20

Am I late to this post?

ChadErichson 5

Monday 14 April 2014 1:48

Same thing happened to me a couple of years ago, except it came on the news during one of the first family dinners I had with my girlfriend's parents. Know the feel! Haha ;-)