Work: Today, I woke up at 11:11am. I was happy because I thought it...

By notsolucky - 12/02/2011 15:01 - Canada

Today, I woke up at 11:11am. I was happy because I thought it was a sign that it was going to be a good day. I then realized that I was over an hour late for a job interview. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2013 17:41 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I had an interview for my dream job. I spent all of last night preparing, researching the company, and making sure everything was perfect. My interview was for 8am. I woke up at 10:30 to an alarm that had not gone off. FML

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By catsofly7 - 30/01/2011 13:43 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at 9:00am. I left at around 8:30am, and as soon as I got in the car to drive to the interview, I checked my phone again, and it said 10:33. My boyfriend had decided to change the time on my clock as a "joke." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2018 13:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML

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By nocanhaz - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a job interview. The person giving me my interview was late, and while waiting for them I fell asleep. When they arrived, they didn't even bother interviewing me because they thought I was irresponsible since I fell asleep because they were late. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 16:56 - Canada - Orleans

Today, wanting to be on time for my first job interview, I woke up at the crack of dawn and walked almost an hour through a thunderstorm. When I arrived, I was told that the manager wasn't in today, because of the bad weather. FML

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By mylifesucks22 - 29/12/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o'clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML

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By Seriouslynow - 22/05/2016 17:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up at 6:30 this morning, but I didn't have to be at work till 11. I walked the dog, made breakfast and read for a little bit. I then woke up again at 11:30. FML

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By ignored - 28/09/2019 00:01 - Canada

Today, I showed up on time for a job interview. After waiting for about three hours, I was informed that the manager had "better things to do" than interview me. FML

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Saturday 12 February 2011 20:07

Alarm clock(;

Doortje 29

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:11

Just wish you would still be on time. 11:11 wishes always come true.

Comments

brighteyes81 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 2:51

11:11 make a wish ;)

XxPurplePandaxX 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 3:27

OP that's what alarm clocks are for.

VinegarStrokes 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:03

16- seriously? You must be one of those productive members of society, huh?

angela3222 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 7:39

Actually, if you make a wish at 11:00 am it won't come true, but if it's 11:00 pm then it will. But I don't really believe in that junk.

Mierda2k 1

Sunday 13 February 2011 9:33

16 shut up. u think u know it all. dnt bother replying cos I dnt care n dnt wanna hear ur opinion.

blahblahblah5_x 13

Sunday 13 February 2011 13:38

That's what you get for being so lame. YDI.

J_rockk10 3

Sunday 13 February 2011 20:09

Op, you posted this at 7:01 AM so how did you wake up at 11:11.

dansco 24

Monday 14 February 2011 4:27

@41 All FML's start with today but they don't actually happen that day. As for the OP, ever heard of an ALARM CLOCK???

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 14 February 2011 4:30

37 - I didn't imply anything about myself, unfortunately for you. Mierda - Troll, **** off. I wasn't asking for your opinion nor was I commenting on anything of yours.