Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own...

By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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Same thing different taste

By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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Hangover time

By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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Don't let things get you down, just pish yersel

By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 22:00

Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML

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Pissed

By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 12:40 - Australia

Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 16:00

Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML

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By gold3nshow3r - 09/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML

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Close call

By Anonymous - 31/10/2024 04:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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CYNNER 0

Friday 5 February 2010 23:07

I would have missed work. can't believe you did that. gross

jonnymohio 2

Friday 5 February 2010 23:13

Hot dry pee smells even stronger than wet pee. YDI

Comments

ukiba 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:41

you idiot. it's called a sick day. you filly deserve any and all reprocussions from this incident

thesunshotme 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:00

Betcha reeked. YDI bigtime. :D

dan8705 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:57

I'm sorry but that is disgusting. lol

tatu123 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 3:43

u gotta admit that's all ur fault. dumb drunk

Phelpski 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 5:18

That's disgusting!!

NotFML_FYL 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 6:50

I think this is a fake, I mean who would get a golden shower with their jeans on?

EricJ 3

Monday 8 February 2010 22:49

You should have phoned the workplace and said that you'll be late, and then taken a shower and put on clean clothes. Smelling of pee makes a worse impression then getting to the workplace late.

monop_fml 1

Friday 12 February 2010 1:34

Maybe stick to beer next time.

MeganB_fml 0

Friday 12 February 2010 22:09

Don't get me wrong, this is definitely a FYL because pee pants is really disgusting... But isn't drinking until the point of walking up at some guy's house after peeing yourself on a work night kiiiiind of a problem?