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By campus pussy - 22/03/2014 21:08 - United States - Ross

Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML

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By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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Gullible

By Anonymous - 02/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Ashburn

Today, my parents pranked me hard. They spent breakfast messing with my head, all to convince me that I was dreaming. I got so excited at finally having a lucid dream that I ran outside in my pajamas, yelling, "Woo-hoo!" and trying to fly. Nothing happened. People saw. FML

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By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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By calliefml - 26/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

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By fearofzombies - 13/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML

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By Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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Hush hush

By Louis - 02/09/2024 09:00 - Australia

Today, I went to sneakily grab a snack without waking up my roommate. I was being extra quiet, tiptoeing like a ninja. I opened the fridge door slowly, but managed to knock over a stack of Tupperware boxes. The crash was so loud it could’ve woken the dead. My roommate appeared in the doorway, not amused. FML

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By blackvogue - 01/04/2009 10:42 - Canada

Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML

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By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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By teepee - 13/11/2009 15:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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noparlpf 13

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:28

They're lucky nobody got hurt. Last time somebody jumped out at me in the dark as a "joke" I floored them before I realised what was going on.

greeneyebeauty9 28

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:29

They're right. It was the greatest prank ever. Lighten up, it's funny!

Comments

disabledhuman 2

Sunday 23 March 2014 5:24

I would of stabbed someone. Great prank. But I certainly would have stabbed someone. One of my roommates would have had a hatchet buried in their forehead.

MurkwoodForest 24

Sunday 23 March 2014 5:29

I'm sorry but that is the greatest prank ever

CharlieM78 9

Sunday 23 March 2014 6:22

You used zombie and realistic in the same sentence YDI

blackonblight 32

Sunday 23 March 2014 6:40

I would have assumed mutant form of the flu and been on the CDC's website, but I'm pretty jumpy with stuff like that.

SrgntSprnkls77 15

Sunday 23 March 2014 7:12

They were testing you to see if you would be ready when the inevitable apocalypse comes. aaaaand you failed

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 23 March 2014 7:15

Well sure hope that doesn't show up on YouTube So the prank war begins

thenewgirl29 20

Sunday 23 March 2014 7:32

Don't feel bad OP I have a stupid fear of zombies. I think would have freaked out too.

OctoberJade 12

Sunday 23 March 2014 9:46

Good thing you weren't carrying a gun (I know some college students who do. Concealed permit for safety after late classes, etc.) or you could have 'accidentally' double-tapped one of them. O.O

Tobber 16

Sunday 23 March 2014 9:51

Pure gold.

aire101 16

Sunday 23 March 2014 10:21

Yeah, bc things like guns and large knives are totally allowed inside dormrooms and on campus, so you would have it as you walk out in the morning... all you Daryl wannabe's saying you would have these things in this situation are idiots.