Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only...

By campus pussy - 22/03/2014 21:08 - United States - Ross

Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML

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By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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Gullible

By Anonymous - 02/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Ashburn

Today, my parents pranked me hard. They spent breakfast messing with my head, all to convince me that I was dreaming. I got so excited at finally having a lucid dream that I ran outside in my pajamas, yelling, "Woo-hoo!" and trying to fly. Nothing happened. People saw. FML

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By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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You deserved it 5 240

By calliefml - 26/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

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You deserved it 6 164

By fearofzombies - 13/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML

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You deserved it 13 256

By Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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You deserved it 3 789

Hush hush

By Louis - 02/09/2024 09:00 - Australia

Today, I went to sneakily grab a snack without waking up my roommate. I was being extra quiet, tiptoeing like a ninja. I opened the fridge door slowly, but managed to knock over a stack of Tupperware boxes. The crash was so loud it could’ve woken the dead. My roommate appeared in the doorway, not amused. FML

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You deserved it 225

By blackvogue - 01/04/2009 10:42 - Canada

Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML

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You deserved it 168 126

By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 14 406

By teepee - 13/11/2009 15:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 14 037

noparlpf 13

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:28

They're lucky nobody got hurt. Last time somebody jumped out at me in the dark as a "joke" I floored them before I realised what was going on.

greeneyebeauty9 28

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:29

They're right. It was the greatest prank ever. Lighten up, it's funny!

Comments

Obacooba 14

Sunday 23 March 2014 10:25

THE WALKING DEAD IS REAL :O

ahsanmasood 4

Sunday 23 March 2014 10:25

...any chance you would know that when it would end up on youtube?

FatherofTime87 18

Sunday 23 March 2014 13:19

Man they had some serious patience for waiting the whole time you ate breakfast.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 23 March 2014 16:27

Your dormmates are awesome! That is all.

racecar101 3

Sunday 23 March 2014 17:02

You should get back at them in some way

noraL_fml 11

Sunday 23 March 2014 18:01

Firstly the book wwz was better than the movie, secondly who cares if they can or can't exist, zombies are awesome!

nishantvas 13

Sunday 23 March 2014 19:30

frankly, it was !!

CzechIsBack 15

Monday 24 March 2014 1:25

Why would you ever believe that crap would be real?

lolzatyourprobz 12

Monday 24 March 2014 13:26

If anyone did that to me, they better make sure I don't have any guns in my room. Or swords. Or sharpened poles. Or anything that could kill a person pretending to be undead.