By Anonymous - 28/10/2010 03:27 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML
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hairdreser0nfire 0

And I'm sure he left u a little parting gift. Get tested and dont have one night stands.

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Freeze_fml 16

That's what happens when you let strangers in your house, dumbass.

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sjoe789 0

at least u aren't tempted to eat any cold icecream now :)

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torilynn4403 0

you shouldnt be sleeping with random people. What A H**.

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muzicman25 0

well now u can say u donated to the homeless

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alakae 6

so did you have a one night stand with a hobo? cuz it sounds like it

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jadejazmyn 5

When will you people learn not to sleep with people in your own homes that you don't know. Sheesh. YDI

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siahbean 1

did you sleep with a bum ?

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Wcngfl 4

haha the pizza thing is priceless hell yea ima have to use that one.

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shoobop 3

sounds like everything a homeless man would take

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