Love: Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which...

By justlittleoldme - 12/03/2010 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2010 12:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML

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By Paicked - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

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Today, I woke up from a nightmare that I've been having for a couple of weeks. In the nightmare I'm shot four times in the back by none other than my mother. I'm getting worried. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:00 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of 4 gunshots from downstairs. I screamed, hid under the bed in tears and called the cops. Turned out my boyfriend hadn't been murdered by a burglar like I thought - he'd found a tarantula in our living room and decided to feed it a face full of lead. FML

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By Empi - 29/11/2022 10:00

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night with a numb arm. When I tried to reposition it, it flew crazily and slapped my girlfriend in the face. My girlfriend, who was in a string of abusive relationships, and has severe PTSD. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By joe rogan fucking sucks, dude - 27/04/2014 20:51 - Australia - Warwick

Today, my girlfriend informed me that during the night, I shot up in bed and whimpered tearfully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decided to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML

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Friday 12 March 2010 16:12

lol I'm sorry thats pretty funny

H00K_M 8

Friday 12 March 2010 16:13

But seriously...what kind of gun was it?

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danmmcd 0

Friday 12 March 2010 22:37

Well what kind of gun was it?? Of course he would want to know if he had something totally slick and badass, like that one in the matrix or something, it makes all the difference....

buttshapedfruit 0

Friday 12 March 2010 22:52

lmfao!!! ur bf is awesome haha xD

FritoLovesYou 0

Friday 12 March 2010 22:56

You sound like an over dramatic ****. YDI

GiddyXD 0

Friday 12 March 2010 23:10

LMFAO??

Smilzen 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:15

After 8 months of hearing somebody say "whilst", I'd probably be sending subconscious "I'm going to shoot you" brainwaves, too. Or maybe semi-conscious. Or maybe emails.

tipple 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 6:34

What's your problem with "whilst"? Does it cause your brain stress to force the 41st word into your vocabulary?

Twichl 4

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:39

I don't think you're boyfriend meant anything by it, it was probably a joke.

addiesmybaby 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:55

hahahah omfg that's HiLARiOUS hah

kazaam 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:05

lol

SarcasticAvenger 9

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:10

And this is an fml how exactly?

ASHLEEBAYBEEx3 4

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:26

wow, this is an fml becausee ... ? your boyfriend was joking with you and made a joke you didnt like? its a fml because you dont have a sense of humor? did he hit youu too ? did he actually buy a gun and threaten to kill you ? this is not fml worthy - and i really wish he does get a gun and kill you >:( that will give you something to write about >;)