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By cam96 - 15/10/2017 13:00

Today, I woke up early and rushed to work to get to our first weekly safety meeting. I was the only one that remembered. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2019 20:04

Today, after being a few minutes late to work a few times this week, I left the house super early this morning. When I got to work, security hadn’t unlocked the doors yet, so I waited in my car, where I ended up falling asleep and sleeping through most of my entire morning shift. FML

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You deserved it 1 584

By viabbey - 24/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Cadillac

Today, after waking up in a panic since I slept through my alarm, I hurriedly got ready and started speeding to work. On the way, I texted my boss to apologize for running late. His response? "It's Saturday." FML

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You deserved it 700

By fitzy79 - 31/01/2014 20:04 - United States

Today, I had to wake up at 4am because my boss set an important business meeting for first thing in the morning. After making sure everything was ready, I went to work. My boss ended up oversleeping and moved the meeting to tomorrow. FML

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By Jobless in Seattle - 05/05/2015 02:08 - United States - Katy

Today, after waking up in a panic because I was running late for work again, I realized I was fired for that exact reason the day before. FML

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You deserved it 30 493

On time

By Anonymous - 28/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Oakland

Today, I finally got up early enough to get to work on time. I arrived 15 minutes early only to realize that I'd left my work laptop at home. Ended up being 30 minutes late. FML

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You deserved it 1 062

By patate - 02/05/2017 20:00

Today, I was yelled at and almost fired for showing up "late" to work. I was the first one here. FML

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You deserved it 332

Perfect timing

By Poopalipa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML

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You deserved it 3 460

By Devildrake - 15/04/2015 22:32 - Australia

Today, I went into work early so I could get my work all done and leave on time, rather than staying back. The later shift starters had other ideas and called in sick. FML

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You deserved it 2 284

By RandomTurtle109 - 19/03/2016 12:40 - United States - White River Junction

Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes, and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go home, it's your day off…" Walk of Shame. FML

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You deserved it 3 624

Great first impression

By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 18:00 - Canada

Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML

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You deserved it 689

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 15 October 2017 13:51

I guess you could say that it was safe to sleep in after all.

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 15 October 2017 15:25

You're one of those kids that remind the teacher about the homework that needs to be handed in, aren't you?

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Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 15 October 2017 13:51

I guess you could say that it was safe to sleep in after all.

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 15 October 2017 15:25

You're one of those kids that remind the teacher about the homework that needs to be handed in, aren't you?

DavyJoe 13

Sunday 15 October 2017 23:36

Why are people downvoting this?It's clear that you didn't actually mean it

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 15 October 2017 17:17

“Safety First” is such a cliché and overrated anyways. Rock that “Safety 43rd (between Casual Friday and Automated Hand Dryers)” slogan!

davecross 11

Sunday 15 October 2017 21:36

Didn't you get the memo that meeting was cancelled!

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