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how the hell does that happen?? u woke up violently humping it, that doesnt seem rite...
omg why would a mom do that....but that is funny
Your creepy old mom probably wants grandpillows...so was recording the conception. The most disturbing thing about this FML is the idea that your mom hangs out in your room with a video camera while you sleep. FYL for that alone dude..... F it. I just have to ask though, doesn't her hanging out in your bedroom with a recording device locked and loaded while you sleep get unnerving or are you used to it? I would be more freaked out by my creepy mother than the fact that I got caught and recorded trying to mate with my pillow. oh and get help... for your mom.
HAHA!!! That sounds like something my mom would do! :D
First of all...I find it awkward that you were humping a pillow considering that they don't really feel like a person under any circumstance, so I've deduced that you were having a dream about a really sexy marshmellow. Either that or you have one messed up pillow that is funky shaped and feels rather womanly to you whilst you dream... Also, don't feel too bad. My dog likes to hump pillows as well...sometimes while they are in use by humans. I suggest getting your mother on tape doing something horribly embarassing to blackmail her...
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haha that sucks was it hot?
LMFAO! Horny little bugger are we?