Intimacy: Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow.... - FML

By R_U_CEREAL - 04/07/2009 08:58 - United States

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Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML

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Poor pillow

By Randy Candy - 12/02/2021 17:01 - United States

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Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

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Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 19:47 - Australia - Werribee

Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 18:41 - United States - Valparaiso

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Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML

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By GiveADogABone - 15/10/2015 22:47 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By tracy4191 - 18/09/2016 05:21 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML

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False alarm

By dirtyhands - 18/02/2009 23:01 - United States

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Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom burst into my room to ask if I was okay because she thought the squeaking was me crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

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Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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Alexa, play "Asleep" by The Smiths

By Anonymous - 01/10/2019 12:00

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Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML

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awuh_man 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:04

haha that sucks was it hot?

Dboy23 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:11

LMFAO! Horny little bugger are we?

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crisle12358 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:43

Aaahahaha! Sex dreams

GoodpointAllen 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 8:09

He was dreaming of glue perv.....he was just trying to rub it off. Yah, thats it :)

lalaimbored 0

Monday 6 July 2009 3:32

whattt the helllll?

GoodpointAllen 0

Monday 6 July 2009 8:03

There was glue on his crotch, and it was bothering him, so he was trying to rub it off on his nearby pillow in a manner extremely similar to humping.

Beccarr 2

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:17

I lol'd.

Destinyx 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:59

She probably wants it, so she can show it to any partner you have that she doesn't like. "So you like my son do you, here have a look at that Television screen right there, yes there he is asleep, just keep watching love, just keep watching..." =]

CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:02

LMFAO! That sucks. Delete the video before your mom shows your friends :P

Jakester 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:43

I would be on her good side from now on because that could get used for blackmail ;)

Sanrio90 8

Sunday 5 July 2009 2:49

I bet if this were a girl and her dad recorded it, everyone would be slamming him for being a creep, and rightly so. The mother is just as creepy. What kind of parent films their child masturbating?

thisisshittyy 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 3:08

Oh god that is something my parents would film me doing just be glad it didn't show up on youtube -_- that is where a video of me doing that would be good thing i'm a light sleeper -_- lolz sucks to be you

FOBpeteyisgay 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 6:06

What will happen if you sleep in the same bed with someone?

katie72 6

Wednesday 21 September 2011 21:18

During a rocky point in our relationship, my ex humped me in his sleep. He was sexually frustrated.

jessmr2002 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 6:06

why the f do u hump pillows in ur sleep?

FOBpeteyisgay 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 6:07

He wasnt masturbating...

doof_fisch 2

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:17

I had a friend who told me that is how he learned to ********** -- by humping his pillow.

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