Intimacy: Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow.... - FML

By R_U_CEREAL - 04/07/2009 08:58 - United States

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Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML

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By Randy Candy - 12/02/2021 17:01 - United States

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Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

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Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 19:47 - Australia - Werribee

Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 18:41 - United States - Valparaiso

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Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML

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By GiveADogABone - 15/10/2015 22:47 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By tracy4191 - 18/09/2016 05:21 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML

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False alarm

By dirtyhands - 18/02/2009 23:01 - United States

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Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom burst into my room to ask if I was okay because she thought the squeaking was me crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

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Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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Alexa, play "Asleep" by The Smiths

By Anonymous - 01/10/2019 12:00

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Today, I woke up to my best friend laying next to me vigorously touching herself. She thought I was asleep. FML

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awuh_man 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:04

haha that sucks was it hot?

Dboy23 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:11

LMFAO! Horny little bugger are we?

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mjay71208 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 6:28

lol thats funny was your dream that good?

daslasher 1

Sunday 5 July 2009 7:23

everybody has a crazy wet dream but i dont know it they hump their pillows i bet you had a really good one but for your mom to record it wow i would never forgive her

plo_koon 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 7:48

your mum's a bitch

GoodpointAllen 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 8:07

Film her next time she and daddy are going at it, and then make a little video trade. Thatz what I would do >;)

Vilen1025 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 8:18

Wow, your dreams must be... wow... o.O

doof_fisch 2

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:22

The joke's on her when she realizes in nine months that she's a grandma of pillow babies.

cheesecakes 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 12:00

lmfao!! :D

Maddoctor 10

Friday 10 July 2009 9:54

That just sounds...adorable. Pillow babies...it just sounds so cute. =)

xchd22x 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 10:44

OMG ROTFLMFAOO XDDDDDDDD your life is gonna be forever plagued with that one video & the fact your mom enjoyed it

_miss_anonymous_ 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 10:57

Oh well, I congratulate on what was, hopefully, for you sake, a terrific performance.

Dylan1996 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 12:05

Big white spot on your pillow.... "trades pillow with mom"

MissBunnyfufu 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:07

sounds kinda hot lol wonder what you were dreaming about... and I wonder if I youtube pillow humping if your vid will show up 0.0

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