By clodius - 20/11/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Airdrie

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Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML
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clodius_fml 6

Hi, OP here. I genuinely didn't think this would be published but here we go. Yes on that night I was extremely drunk and she was drinking heavily too, and I mean heavily. I didn't notice the huge bump because 1) I was shitfaced 2) She hid it extremely well. Anyway after talking to a few people it seems that this woman has been going around for the past 7 months sleeping with people and saying they are the dad. I have nothing wrong with people having sex when they aren't in a relationship but don't try and pin point your baby's dad on some bloke. It is wrong on so many levels.

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linyah 11

boy..i feel sorry for the child she has if she got shit faced while with child..

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thrifting 18

If she had been drinking heavily, I feel bad for that baby. Fetal alcohol syndrome is serious, not to mention she's probably been shitfaced every other time she's slept around and tried to pull that trick. :/

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annie_salene 17

If the mother is drinking while she is pregnant, there is a good chance that she is not getting regular check-ups or taking the proper vitamins. I sincerely hope that the child is placed in a family that can take care of his/her inevitable ailments.

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blackonblight 32

You're counting on a live birth and not stillborn or late term miscarriage? Is that optimism or not, considering how crappy all the options are?

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purrypie 9

I give her point for trying

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Girlie7 11

She must've read rip van winkle before and probably thinks people will believe it if she says that they have been passed out for months...

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ASBriere 8

Give her name and contact to social services dummy

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Raging_hamster 5

Maybe if you stopped ******* around you wouldn't have to deal with people like that.

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lalaney 14

Look on the bright side: there's no way you got her pregnant, 7 months ago or last night.

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Kagulocke 13

...This is the story behind My Name is Earl.

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