By clodius - 20/11/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Airdrie

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Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML
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clodius_fml 6

Hi, OP here. I genuinely didn't think this would be published but here we go. Yes on that night I was extremely drunk and she was drinking heavily too, and I mean heavily. I didn't notice the huge bump because 1) I was shitfaced 2) She hid it extremely well. Anyway after talking to a few people it seems that this woman has been going around for the past 7 months sleeping with people and saying they are the dad. I have nothing wrong with people having sex when they aren't in a relationship but don't try and pin point your baby's dad on some bloke. It is wrong on so many levels.

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linyah 11

boy..i feel sorry for the child she has if she got shit faced while with child..

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thrifting 18

If she had been drinking heavily, I feel bad for that baby. Fetal alcohol syndrome is serious, not to mention she's probably been shitfaced every other time she's slept around and tried to pull that trick. :/

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DippinGrizzly907 27

I hope I see that lady in hell... That is ****** up on so many levels. More the drinking while carrying a child then trying to make someone think they're the dad. Sorry about that shit bro. I'm praying that the baby lives... So sad... People like that need to take a test before they can reproduce...

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Frostie13 11

that happened to my dad one time on a 3 day moon shine binge he woke up 3 days later next to a fat chick and said he had togo she in turn freaked out and said the kids would miss him to much. "KIDS?" he replied as he grabbed his pants and ran out the door and that why he don't drink shine anymore.

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gatorgirl2669 6

Omg wow now it would be time to go get checked for every single STD there is and HIV too because she seems to have been around a few times.... PS WTF were you thinking sleeping with a random pregnant woman anyway?

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din365 5

i think she was just trying to IRL troll you.

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falcon1987 10

This sounds like a live story of... (Drumroll please).... "The Case of the Beer Goggles and his devoted sidekick: Tom Foolery"! Dude... Sorry you didn't get the chick preggers, but even if you wanted to pursue a relationship with her, I would advise not... Because if she's psycho for blaming her already in progress baby bump on you and anyone else that has poked her baby in the head, and stupid now because she doesn't know who originally started said pregnancy... It will only get worse.

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DessaChan 9

Omg this is hilarious and disturbing in so many levels!

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