By clodius - 20/11/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Airdrie

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Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 222
You deserved it 23 287

clodius_fml tells us more.

Hi, OP here. I genuinely didn't think this would be published but here we go. Yes on that night I was extremely drunk and she was drinking heavily too, and I mean heavily. I didn't notice the huge bump because 1) I was shitfaced 2) She hid it extremely well. Anyway after talking to a few people it seems that this woman has been going around for the past 7 months sleeping with people and saying they are the dad. I have nothing wrong with people having sex when they aren't in a relationship but don't try and pin point your baby's dad on some bloke. It is wrong on so many levels.

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boy..i feel sorry for the child she has if she got shit faced while with child..

If she had been drinking heavily, I feel bad for that baby. Fetal alcohol syndrome is serious, not to mention she's probably been shitfaced every other time she's slept around and tried to pull that trick. :/

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VSVP_fml 6

Passed out for 7 months? I think that's called a coma.

I can't believe somebody would drink; especially heavily.. While pregnant. That is so wrong on so many levels. And then trying to make other men pay for her stupid mistake. She does not deserve that child. I hope she's gets throw in prison to rot and the baby taken and given to a good family.

This child will surely suffer from a fetal alcohol spectrum disorder which includes heavy and permanent physical and neurological damage, even facial defects. And our law system is broken, they won't be able to do anything...babies, even unborn, don't deserve this treatment. FYL OP for being a tool in this, but I think this is more of a ''**** this baby's life'' for having such an irresponsible and worthless "mother". :(

I'm sorry but for so many people to say that they hope this child dies just breaks my heart. Why not hope for the child to be born healthy and taken away from this disgusting woman?? Why not hope for a loving family to come and take that previous baby somewhere that it can be loved and cared for? Life is life no matter what stage it is in and to me all life is precious.

I'm probably going to get thumbed down for this. Even though I agree and hope the baby is fine, I still think there would be more of an impact on this girl if the baby was stillborn, born with defects, or she had a miscarriage. If the baby is born healthy and she can give it away, she may think its ok to keep doing this over and over again. I may be a horrible person, but I think she seriously needs to experience the consequences of her actions.

martin8337 35

#222. I get what you mean, this woman needs to learn a hard lesson. It is most unfortunate that a baby would have to die for this to happen. I Don't think that you're a kind of person that would wish death on anyone. I thumbed you up.

I would call child protective services on her

Although she is a horrible person, you can drink while pregnant, if your doctor recommends it. But obviously you don't go binge drink every weekend. That's so horrible. Hopefully someone will catch her and they can help that baby. That's just a disgrace.

Adree 15

I highly doubt a doctor is going to tell you it's okay to drink while pregnant, much less recommend it.

Actually they do. It's fine to have an OCCASIONAL drink. But not like that.

Most doctors do not reccomend drinking during pregnancy. They do inform most mothers that an occasional glass of red wine is ok and I do mean occasional. In this case though, I highly doubt she is drinking red wine. This baby (if it survives) will have a long hard life ahead of it.

skyeyez9 24

That poor baby is going to be born with fetal alcohol syndrome if the sorry ass mom keeps up her drinking habits. Who the **** gets shitfaced drunk while pregnant?!

jacobelicramer 4

That's why I'm glad I never get laid. EVER.

asnakelovinbabe 16

Oh sweetie, that will change once you hit 15.

Giving her child FAS... You should report her. She's endangering the life of her baby..

blazon_paradox 23