By clodius - 20/11/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Airdrie

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Today, I woke up from a drunken one-night-stand. The person I slept with turned out to be heavily pregnant. She tried to convince me that I am the father and that I passed out for 7 months. FML
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clodius_fml 6

Hi, OP here. I genuinely didn't think this would be published but here we go. Yes on that night I was extremely drunk and she was drinking heavily too, and I mean heavily. I didn't notice the huge bump because 1) I was shitfaced 2) She hid it extremely well. Anyway after talking to a few people it seems that this woman has been going around for the past 7 months sleeping with people and saying they are the dad. I have nothing wrong with people having sex when they aren't in a relationship but don't try and pin point your baby's dad on some bloke. It is wrong on so many levels.

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linyah 11

boy..i feel sorry for the child she has if she got shit faced while with child..

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thrifting 18

If she had been drinking heavily, I feel bad for that baby. Fetal alcohol syndrome is serious, not to mention she's probably been shitfaced every other time she's slept around and tried to pull that trick. :/

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psycheiris13 20

How do you hide being 7 months pregnant extremely well?!

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noteven21 5

just like Earl and joy if you know that show

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fantasyworld 37

I feel bad for the baby, she should not be drinking.

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TheDoctor10 28

This sounds like My Name is Earl.

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miriamfrank 22

There's a lot of things wrong with this story

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GamerMom392 19

Ypu Deserve It: you put yourself in that situation. She Deserves It: she put herself in a situation to be desperate to find a "father" for that child. The only one in this equation who doesn't deserve it is that poor baby, surrounded by filth and scum. I really hope she put that child up for adoption for a chance at a real life and family.

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UniUni 20

why is she drinking with a bun in the oven?

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