By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

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Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
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LyricaSilvan 29

I don't think that's the kind of "sweet" tail you want to be getting.

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irilox_fml 9

That can be the plot for a new movie called "American Donut"

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rashpimplezitz 9

There was another FML like this but it was about a cardboard box instead

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GeorgiaBea 28

I'm not sure I would admit that out loud...

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lchollett 22

I donut understand how one might dream about that, unless you're a cop fulfilling stereotypes.

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buckdharma 36

Hope she wasn't just some two bit little tart with a really nasty cream filling center. You know, a dozen more just like her. You'll probably wake up with a really off- pudding, simulated yeast infection.

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worldclassrager 39

What type was it? That can make the dream even better......I'll just stop there before I humiliate myself with disturbing details...

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I_Like_Dogs 28

Yeah OP, I donut blame you. That curves can be real tricky.

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jtfrisch 22

That's where donuts get there hole from! Finally someone figured it out

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funneh1 21

The "glory" hole, lol.

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phoenix72 9

F the donuts life! Didn't anyone else feel sorry for the abused sweet treat?

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