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By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

Spicy
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
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LyricaSilvan 29

I don't think that's the kind of "sweet" tail you want to be getting.

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Blah123459876 3

lol I'm gonna be laughing for hours I'm sorry though

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Sam_Dchi 23

this was wild from start to finish haha

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eddy1965 6

Tonight maybe you will dream of buttering a muffin.

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_Zobo_ 3

At least you got some. In my fantasy I would escort the doughnut home and we'd become good friends, since having sex with a stranger seems most inappropriate. I hate myself :(

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ohSNAPyall 26

Who said it was a stranger? He's been married to that donut for ten years!

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Miss_Whipped 43

You're commenting too much on this FML and it's upsetting me. :( And not just for the frequency either. Some of your comments are extremely lame.

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ShirtlessWonder 17

Dreams are a weird thing. A week or so ago I dreamed that I went down on a full gallon carton of orange juice. Don't ask me how that works.

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Goblin182 26

Oh that sweet gooey goodness.

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