Kids: Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my...

By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:22 - United States - Pleasant Hill

Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 00:05 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to wake me up by sprinkling catnip over me then dropping my cat on top of me. FML

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By unknown - 04/02/2011 08:11

Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML

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Who run the world? Cats!

By tease_ftx - 31/08/2017 13:00

Today, as I was laying down to sleep, I grabbed my covers and realized the cat pissed on them and on my body pillow. Now I'm up at 1 a.m. doing laundry so I can have clean bedding and my kids are awake. FML

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By Turdfoot - 12/02/2013 20:15 - United States - Prosper

Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML

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A bit too many Fall vibes

By ppppp - 26/10/2023 20:00

Today, I eagerly jumped into a pile of leaves, only to discover via the stench that the neighborhood cats have obviously been using it as their makeshift litter box. FML

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By Jeanna S. - 23/11/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML

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Good Meowrning!

By piliseep - 01/12/2017 09:00 - United States - Apex

Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML

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By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By CrapDay - 18/01/2017 22:00

Today, I woke up early in the morning when it was still dark to go off to work. I saw what looked like a piece of slime that my children would play with and went to pick it up. Nope. Turns out it was puppy shit. Wet, slimy puppy waste. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Friday 27 April 2012 18:44

It's more of a realistic game of the floor is lava. Join in, it's the best childhood game ever.

Blacksxe 1

Friday 27 April 2012 18:47

Please tell me your son is like 3 years old so this makes sense. I would be very afraid if he was like 18 or 20.

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Mnemosyne_Love 2

Saturday 28 April 2012 0:40

Sounds like a cat fight to me. AHHHAHAHAHHAHHA. Funny? No?.....okay. Just please don't thumb me down. *sad face*.

Crystal55621 19

Saturday 28 April 2012 0:51

I really do hate cats. Why would I want to keep a litter box in my house? It's a bin of shit and piss.

SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 28 April 2012 0:57

#55 - Rule #56864 states: one must not ask not to be thumbed down, or they will receive down votes.

Dnigz13 4

Saturday 28 April 2012 0:59

When he goes to sleep duct tape him to the bed and tell him you thought it was a good idea as a precaution to cat litter on the floor again

trollierthanthou 1

Saturday 28 April 2012 1:45

ugh that would irk me to the high hells waking up to that. Would have been worse if it was squishy. Funny, ya' know when i the first part i thought it was dried **** on a towel or some thing. Disgusting either way.

yourmurderscenex 13

Saturday 28 April 2012 1:58

i would take you son to the doctor especially if he is really young. touching cat litter + hands in mouth = bad times. but you probably understand that. now get the broom, dust pan, vacuum, mop, disinfectant and get to work! you got a long day ahead of you!