Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking...

By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 01:10 - United States

Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML

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Ambien nights

By Sleepless Dreams - 29/11/2016 04:42 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my roommates told me about all the stupid and embarrassing things I did last night, none of which I remember. Drunk out of my mind? No, I just tried a new sleeping pill after weeks of insomnia. I still barely slept. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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Drugged?

By wlisy - 30/09/2019 18:00

Today, I went to spend time with friends. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in my bed with several blocked contacts and text messages, saying that what I did was unacceptable. No drugs or alcohol were involved, and I have no memory of this. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By Ladyfarquard - 21/07/2019 04:03

Today, I got charged with drink driving, without even driving my car. FML

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By Ben - 01/03/2010 03:46 - United States

Today, I was arrested for DWI in my own apartment complex. I had to be released into the custody of a sober adult, but I wasn't allowed access to my phone to get any numbers. I only have a few memorized. So I was picked up from jail by my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé - my manager at work. FML

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By paulinapo - 30/05/2013 01:53 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML

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Nice try

By haus - 19/01/2010 19:38 - United States

Today, I had to go to court to see whether my driver's license is suspended for an entire year. I woke up early, went to court, and everything went perfectly, with all the charges being dropped. Unfortunately, I then woke up, and am now going to be late. FML

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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br0ccoli 14

Monday 26 March 2012 9:01

Did you make a toast on top of Ceasar's Palace in Vegas? Check for tigers.

Alastrina_fml 20

Monday 26 March 2012 9:01

I think there is WAY more to this

Comments

BellaMarta 19

Tuesday 27 March 2012 6:17

Sleep driving?

Ceecee9c 10

Tuesday 27 March 2012 6:45

my grandmother acted weird when she was on sleeping meds too, when i was 8 i threw them away, but my little brothers got to them instead

wyatt1497 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 8:05

Dude wtf the doc drugged you haha. Sorry that's ****** up sue their ass

GoldenGrizzly 7

Tuesday 27 March 2012 18:01

Why? The side effects of many medications are sleepwalking. The doctor warns you and asks you to read the side effects. You took it willingly, then there is nothing you can sue them about.

netbeui435 3

Tuesday 27 March 2012 12:36

Lawyer up

suckingatlife 9

Tuesday 27 March 2012 19:44

I was going to say that must have been the worst sleep walk ever.

mbrooks5110 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:03

Dwi/DUI is of influence of any impairing drug not just alcohol.

itooamscrewed 10

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:59

I was on Ambien for a while, and I would think I went to sleep but the next morning my boyfriend would tell me that I'd run naked around the apartment, throw plates, and propose to him using whatever item happened to be nearby. Once I stopped taking it, I stopped doing those things. The scariest part is having zero recollection though. Stop taking them immediately and go see your doctor. There are others out there that will actually work.

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 29 March 2012 17:38

Some sleep meds will do that. Didn't a similar thing happen to Patrick Kennedy? He was sleep driving as well and got into an accident, if I recall. Talk to your doctor about getting your meds switched.