By dfkjhregoiuberiug - 09/12/2009 09:20 - United States

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Today, I woke up in my best guy friend's bed to the sound of him jerking off. As I laid there motionless with my back to him, he reached around me to grab a tissue. I don't think I can ever speak to him again. FML
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tflnfml 0

Nasty. Maybe he's into you? No pun intended.

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crazyarsedfly 14

= (That's unacceptable on his behalf.. and rather gross..

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rxc_fml 0

when you sleep over a friend's house. dont sleep on their bed with them! come on man common sense. somethin wrong with the both of you.

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UnluckyDude96 8

Should have been like "dude what the ****!" and he'd go "oh my god I'm so sorry!" and then you punch him in the face and then he feels bad :D

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bsbuddy 0

That's what you get when you sleep with a dude!

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bsbuddy 0

Guess you aren't friends with benefits, cum on, loosen up!

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rttr 18

Best guy friend? We call that friend zoning

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cobanjo 2

Have you ever heard of team work??? Your best guy friend needed your help.....shame on you

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michellenKG 5

because its her friend AND HES RIGHT NEXT TO HER. come on nobody wants to see that.

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shutyoface 2

ever heard of a dutch rudder?

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thatsexychiq 6

And why, exactly we're you in his bed in the first place?

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TheRealEllieSan 9

Those of you who say OP should not have been in the bed with him, consider this: Would you feel the same way about bed-sharing if the friend was female?

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