Intimacy: Today, I woke up in my best guy friend's bed to the sound of...

By dfkjhregoiuberiug - 09/12/2009 09:20 - United States

Today, I woke up in my best guy friend's bed to the sound of him jerking off. As I laid there motionless with my back to him, he reached around me to grab a tissue. I don't think I can ever speak to him again. FML

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Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2021 16:59 - Netherlands

Today, I woke up naked in my best friend's roommate's bed. We had sex and I puked on the bed. My first sex in over a year and I don't remember a thing. FML

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By automaticfail_00 - 17/06/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 21:29 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

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By Emily - 14/02/2011 20:25 - France

Today, I woke up to a good friend of mine leaving my bed. The very friend I've had a crush on for months, and who knows exactly how I feel about him. Everything was great until he said, "Yeah, about last night… It's just that you were there, and I was weak. See ya." FML

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By barf - 06/02/2015 23:00 - Ireland

Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML

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By elo - 20/12/2008 05:50 - France

Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2014 01:25 - United States - West Babylon

Today, my best friend and I, after years of sexual tension, began to have sex for the first time. Things got heated and he decided to abruptly stand up with me around him. I got so nervous, spazzed out, and now have 37 staples in my head courtesy of his bookshelf. FML

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Sing me to sleep…

By anonymous - 25/09/2020 20:01

Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML

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Wednesday 9 December 2009 16:21

Nasty. Maybe he's into you? No pun intended.

crazyarsedfly 14

Wednesday 9 December 2009 16:15

= (That's unacceptable on his behalf.. and rather gross..

Comments

KHADOOZLE 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 2:56

IF YOU ARE A GIRL THEN WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING! HE FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE AND YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IT FOR HIM!

xEvAnEsCeNcEx 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 3:35

hey i dont get it...

dauntless_fml 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 3:45

Gonna have to say it doesn't make sense for you to be sleeping together in the same bed as your best guy friend. I can understand just hanging out for a while, but uh... why wouldn't you have just gone to your room to go to sleep? If you're going to sleep with him, you should probably be bumpin' anyway. If not, you're just a god-awful tease for him. That being said, he's still a creep... jerking off with people around is weird enough, but he did it with you sleeping in his bed...

gallaeo 21

Monday 22 July 2013 0:32

Out of every comment I've read so far I gotta say I agree with yours the most

omghehehe 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 5:44

Thanks Buddy for waking me up with a vibrating bed. Here, keep the box of tissue on your side. Yikes! LOL. Nooo, no spooning! :D

kingkash 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 7:48

did you feel left out?

thatwhitekid09 0

Friday 11 December 2009 1:35

he probably wants you

Epitome1337 0

Friday 11 December 2009 3:57

Uhm, WHY WERE YOU IN HIS BED, HE WANTS TO RAPE YOU T_T

brittany07 0

Friday 11 December 2009 16:40

my best friend is a guy we have sex all the time i dont find anything wrong with this

afrikaaner 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 14:47

strangely enough- I agree. Some people cant deal with it, but if you can, there is some good, no strings attached sex!

Henkyokia 0

Friday 11 December 2009 20:06

I have slept next to some of my girlfriends and woke with a ragging hard on in the morning..Its no big deal. Yeah the guy should have waited but I know as well as the rest of the folks commenting on this that sometimes it just has to be now!!! Talk to him about it. Every time one of my girl friends sleep over..I wake up with wood it happens..most every time she is sleeping and has a smile on her face. No matter what has happened. if yer friends this will not effect anything.