By Anonymous - 18/07/2016 01:02 - United States - Mio

Today, I woke up in the hospital after my sister saved me from "hanging" myself. In reality, my sister choked me because I ate her last chicken nugget. FML
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PhoenixChick 26

If she choked you enough to make you unconscious, then lied about it in such a serious way, report her to every authority you can. That's not sibling rivalry, that's dangerous and mentally unstable.

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peckerbeak22 14

Sounds like your sister needs an ass beatin

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pharmalady 10

Your sister doesn't need to be going to your aunt and uncle's house, she needs to be eating checked into the hospital herself to deal with her mental issues. Simply going away isn't going to fix any of those. What is going to happen when she comes home for a visit?

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LyricaSilvan 29

That is in no way a healthy situation. For her to choke you badly enough or you to end up in the hospital, especially over something so simple, is really bad. Not to mention lying about it and trying to make you sound suicidal. Your sister needs psychological help.

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tiredofwaiting 25

I would definitely report her. she needs professional help.

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ayyy_bro 26

Don't **** with someone's nugs bruh

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Lepidop 18

Your sister has been watching too much of 'The Simpsons'

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corky1992 33

Your sister needs help

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maroneuse 10

Tie her to a chair and make her watch you eat all the chicken nuggets.

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Adalricus 1

As a psychologist, I'd say your sister needs help. Please, for everyone's sake, turn her in. She sounds like she might have antisocial personality disorder

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