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By Anonymous - 18/07/2016 01:02 - United States - Mio

Today, I woke up in the hospital after my sister saved me from "hanging" myself. In reality, my sister choked me because I ate her last chicken nugget. FML

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By cough - 27/12/2019 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 10:00

Today, I pretended to have a heart attack so my baby sister would know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she drank my soda instead of helping me. FML

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You deserved it 1 726

How could you?

By damnitsam - 06/08/2017 20:00

Today, while making lunch, I passed out. After waking up in the hospital, my brother yelled at me for leaving the freezer open. FML

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By olive_costume - 05/12/2009 01:16 - Australia

Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML

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By thanks sis - 22/10/2015 00:57 - United States - Reading

Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML

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Are you ready to ruuuuuumbbbbbble?

By Mr.Incognito-san - 19/11/2020 02:02

Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML

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You deserved it 1 258

By 282 - 29/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML

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You deserved it 346

By lulu - 11/02/2012 10:19 - United States

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

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By tictacnose - 08/01/2012 00:33 - Canada

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

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PhoenixChick 26

Monday 18 July 2016 15:56

If she choked you enough to make you unconscious, then lied about it in such a serious way, report her to every authority you can. That's not sibling rivalry, that's dangerous and mentally unstable.

peckerbeak22 14

Monday 18 July 2016 15:53

Sounds like your sister needs an ass beatin

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haddiej 21

Monday 18 July 2016 16:45

My brother once stabbed me in the chin with a fork because I sat in his chair at the dinner table.

danm_1 28

Monday 18 July 2016 18:05

Bloody hell! How old were you?

haddiej 21

Monday 18 July 2016 18:07

I think about 4

Redgy22 26

Monday 18 July 2016 19:45

The Mountain held the Hound's face to fire just for playing with his toy...So there's a presidence for psycho behavior...

Cinis 13

Monday 18 July 2016 22:44

GoT references. Yaaaas. But yes. That chick sounds crazy and I would definitely press charges.

hpandher 16

Monday 18 July 2016 22:58

But it was his spot...

Colon_Man 17

Monday 18 July 2016 16:49

What happens when she just suspects you of sleeping with her future boyfriend?

whysobeachy 37

Monday 18 July 2016 19:37

An FML from the pearly gates, I guess.

Transwiththeplan 4

Monday 18 July 2016 21:10

I'm a lesbian, actually.

Razell 13

Friday 22 July 2016 17:49

She choked you over chicken nuggets. Given that, how exactly is your lesbianism going to prevent her from suspecting you of poaching her boyfriend?

danm_1 28

Monday 18 July 2016 17:53

wtf

TrebleMajor 13

Monday 18 July 2016 18:05

Tell your parents so they can get the little bitch either on medication or locked away in an institution

danm_1 28

Monday 18 July 2016 18:10

When I was younger, my sister said that she was adopted and that she was actually Beyoncé's sister. She then proceeded to hit my brother and me when we said anything 'bad' about Beyoncé. Your sister is pure evil though! bloody hell, OP. I hope you report her to your parents or someone, before she hurts you or someone else any further

Nickimariek 20

Monday 18 July 2016 18:27

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 18 July 2016 18:50

You need to seek some very serious help if you think this is funny.

interesting33 36

Monday 18 July 2016 19:04

This is disgusting and abusive. Please tell someone, it is hard going against family but she needs support and so do you. She may well do this again. If you aren't ready to tell anyone yet, do talk to a helpline like Samaritans (they can be really good and are not just for people feeling suicidal but for anyone at all).

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Monday 18 July 2016 19:14

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Doctor_W_H_O 18

Monday 18 July 2016 19:21

Even if there's more to the story it doesn't give op's sister the right to choke them to the point of unconsciousness

SleepyDanishGuy 7

Monday 18 July 2016 19:35

That is utterly messed up! Hope you're okay, and that people will believe you OP!

Oogly979 8

Monday 18 July 2016 19:51

I can see how this could happened. Me and my bro used to absolutely hate each other. At diner I would always take some and leave enough for him (although probably not the best piece of meat) but if he got there he would pile his plate with everything. Seriously could have murdered him (he felt the same for many other reasons). Love him heaps bow though!!