Sorry 0P but you definitely need to get this straightened out in your medical record! Make sure you double check!! If not it could seriously come back to bite you in the future! Try and get a gun permit in five years, or a federal job with something like that on your record! Happened to a friend of mine, one of his buddies back in high school called and said he tried to kill himself police came and took him to the hospital. The hospital immediately released him and it has haunted him ever since.

Press charges. She could have killed you, and tried to cover it up as a suicide attempt.

Wait...you ate her last chicken nugget?!

As someone who grew up with the inner rage your sister has, I am truly sorry you've endured it, and that she lied on top of it all. She can get better, but you need to stay the hell away from her for a very long time, for both of you to heal. You don't need to forgive or forget, but know that it was never your fault. Her rage is her own environment and her own problem.

I'm afraid that I find this highly suspect. Who nearly dies from attempted murder only to go on a light hearted anonymous internet site to joke about it? If true, then that's some serious PTSD denial going on. If false, then OP needs to grow up.

I voted "you did it to yourself" because you need to separate yourself from the harmful situation immediately, not post about it on fml. Seriously, you need to not be in that situation, immediately.

Taking someone's chicken nuggets is bad. But I'm curious as to why you'd think taking their last nug would end well.

Man the LAST chicken nugget!? **** you. No but seriously she needs mental help and to be reported to authorities.

I'm glad your parents are taking you seriously. Please, please also tell your doctors. Knowing this was abuse and not a suicide attempt will change their treatment plan. You need to be taken care of, and to be kept WELL away from her. I wish you all the best.

She sounds mentally unstable and full of rage. She needs therapy