By lahiros - 30/05/2014 22:05 - Australia - Bentleigh East

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Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring she was either talking to me or longing for the second cumming of Christ, I turned over to see which. Turned out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photos on her phone. FML
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Marzell 12

Kinda creepy. She should just go watch **** or something.....

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cherries62212 16

Looks like someone needs a better woman..

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theonecasey 27

That is sad. sorry op. You deserve better

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Lancer033 5

ummm....so? can anyone honestly say they don't think about other people when they **********? get over it.

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Fmlsea 28

if your in a relationship and your fantasizing about other people you know , rather then your partner then there's going to be issues .

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limabeans101029 20

54- I get what you're saying, though I can honestly say the only person I think of when masturbating is my boyfriend, but can you not see how what op's wife was doing was a little wrong? She was literally in bed right next to her husband, and decided to look at pictures of some other guy instead of waking him up or waiting until the morning. I get that everyone masturbates and can think about whatever they want, but masturbating to some other guy's pictures (someone she knows personally from the sound of it) while her husband is right next to her? I can see how that'd damage op's self esteem

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vikky538 28

what that too when you are on bed...you need a better woman..

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TvSmith 8

Both of you, need to have a serious talk.

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mrjiggles1992 18

Well out of the three possible scenarios it's not the worst... Still shit though!

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howlingwolf89 16

You're not doing it right bro. Sorry OP **** your life for real.

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Luluthus 41

Dear OP. Unless you never fantasize about other people when you **********, just turn around and pretend you didn't see anything.

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EmmaMK 35

You should of tried to see if she was up for a bit of night time hanky panky. Then suggested that if she gets an urge in the night to try waking her husband (obviously you) first!

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